Talking Tuesday

Maya K: "Snow, Ice, Please, Mommy!!!"
Mommy: "Honey, I can't make the snow and ice come. We just have to wait."
Maya K: "PLEASE, Mommy!!!!"
Mommy: "Maya K, we have to wait until God says it is time for the snow and ice to come. God knows the best time."
Maya K: (pointing to the freezer) "Ice."
Mommy: "Do you want an ice cube? You can have an ice cube to play with after breakfast if you want."
Maya K: (pointing to the kitchen floor) "Ice cube, slide, floor."
Mommy: "No, Maya K. You cannot put ice cubes on the kitchen floor. It would be too messy!!!!"
Maya K: "Maya K clean. Please????"

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Maya K was putting one of her babies on the back of another baby.

Mommy: "What are they doing, Maya K?"
Maya K: "Horse."

Mommy: "Oh, they are pretending that she is a horse. Giddy-up, Giddy-up!!!"

Maya K: "No, Mommy. Horse, neigh-neigh, not up-up."

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We were at the library for story time and the librarian was reading a book about two chopsticks that were best friends. Maya K turned around and looked at me with a BIG smile on her face as she pointed to her lips. She though they were talking about chapstick!!!!!

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Maya K was building a tower with her blocks and telling me about a tower that daddy had built with her before. She was telling me that daddy's tower had fallen down and while she was telling me about it, her current tower fell over.

Maya K: "Daddy tower big loud, Maya K tower tiny loud."

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We were listening to Christmas music on Pandora radio and the song "Baby, It's Cold Outside" came on. Maya K had been loudly singing her own words to the tune of the "Wiggle Worm" song and as soon as the song came on, she came running over to the computer and said.....

Maya K: "Mommy, cold outside??? Baby???? Where?????"

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Nathan was sitting at the computer working on his school paper when he sneezed.

Daddy: (sneeze) "Excuse me."

Maya K: (singing) "Escuze me. Escuze me, oh Lord. Standing in the need of prayer." :-)